Wingin' It2010

Mr. Nakamura:
The first order of business is to nominate a captain. [Jane raises her hand] Jane?

Jane Casey:
I'd love to, but principal Malone won't let me captain more than 25 clubs.

Mr. Nakamura:
Serge?

Serge Del Vechio:
Serge is not captain of losing teams.

Mr. Nakamura:
Brittany?

Brittany Hanson:
I totally would! But... I don't want to.

Mr. Nakamura:
Alex?

Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez:
I can't be captain! I've never been on a boat. Plus, I get sea sick.

Dr. Cassabi:
[watching a screen with Porter] Looks like they're having a little trouble finding a team captain.

Porter Jackson:
Once again, Carl's gonna need a little push. [Porter makes a move with his head, and Carl's hand magically and very reluctantly raises in the classroom]

Carl Montclaire:
I'd like to nominate myself... [muttering to himself] Porter...