Women of the House1995

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
Well, that was Jamie Farr. You know, he used to play Klinger on M*A*S*H. You can put a star next to his name on the guest list, Malone!

Natalie Hollingsworth:
Oh, isn't that wonderful? Now all we need to invite is Mr. Ed and our sitcom contingent will be complete.

Sissy Emerson:
Come on, Natty. I'm sick and tired of hearing about how terrible it would be if someone who worked on a sitcom could have dinner with the President. A sitcom is nothing but a little play and, if you ask me, some of them are pretty damn good. In fact, M*A*S*H was better written, more enlightening and entertaining than half the things I've seen at The Kennedy Center or on Broadway.

Natalie Hollingsworth:
Oh, who rattled your chain?

Sissy Emerson:
No one. It's just that I've been sober for several weeks now and apparently I'm starting to sound more intelligent.