Women of the House1995

Sissy Emerson:
You know, there was a woman on TV the other day who, I kid you not, has this condition that makes her nipples hard all the time. I mean, come on! Get a life, get a vest! I don't wanna know this! I mean, whatever happened to keeping your dirty little secrets to yourself? What ever happened to shame? I'm sorry, but I think a little shame is healthy. You know, feeling so completely disgusted with yourself that you never want anyone to know how really low and truly wretched you are! I mean, am I the only one left in the world that still treasures the old-fashioned qualities of guilt and self-loathing?

Natalie Hollingsworth:
I wouldn't know, Emerson. I don't know anything about those programs, I only watch PBS.

Sissy Emerson:
Oh sure, Natty, that's what all the people who wear wigs and sunglasses tell their friends. And then they end up on TV with little descriptions under their faces like, "Sandy fears oral stimulation."