Women of the House1995

Sissy Emerson:
I thought we were here to warn Malone about the lines that guys give you. I mean, this is something that a person like her would be very susceptible to.

Jennifer Malone:
Oh, I know about that. You mean, like, "What's your sign?"

Sissy Emerson:
"What's your sign?" No, you poor kid, no one uses that one anymore. I mean stuff like, uh, "Hi, my name is Frank, I work in advertising. My wife died last year of a brain tumor and until I met you, I haven't really wanted to be with anyone, except for my two small children, Max and Kara." Then later you find yourself in his apartment in Watergate... He's wearing a fur speedo and asking you to beat him with a broom because he's been naughty. Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Natalie Hollingsworth:
Gee, Emerson, this sounds oddly specific.