Women's Murder Club2007

Claire Washburn:
[chuckling] I mean, at least we know you're not pregnant. [off Lindsay's guilty look] . I mean we'd be talking about an immaculate conception, right?

Lindsay Boxer:
Well, I may have had a one night stand.

Claire Washburn:
Girl, a one night stand is a big step forward for you! Okay, in a way, who's the guy?

Lindsay Boxer:
[mumbling] Tom.

Claire Washburn:
Tom?

Lindsay Boxer:
Yes.

Claire Washburn:
Tom? Your ex-husband-slash-boss-who's-getting remarried-in-a-matter-of-weeks-Tom? Okay, really more of a backward step. Oh my God! And no one thought to use protection?

Lindsay Boxer:
Ye-Yes! We did. We thought that- The condom was kinda old.

Claire Washburn:
How old was this antique condom?

Lindsay Boxer:
Oh, you know what? Let's not go down that road.

Claire Washburn:
Latex is very durable.

Lindsay Boxer:
Okay, please don't focus on that point. It was a one time thing.

Claire Washburn:
Oh my God.

Lindsay Boxer:
It was a mistake!

Claire Washburn:
Oh, my God!

Lindsay Boxer:
Whatever! Will you stop saying 'Oh my God'?