Women's Murder Club2007

Claire Washburn:
I'm not cutting this man open until you tell me what's wrong.

Lindsay Boxer:
OK, look, just between us... it's the third week of the month. At least it's supposed to be, for me. But it's not.

Claire Washburn:
[Looks Confused]

Lindsay Boxer:
I'm Late!

Claire Washburn:
Late. You work too hard, you don't eat right, cycles get off balance sometimes. I mean, at least we know you're not pregnant.

Lindsay Boxer:
[Lindsay gives a weak smile and looks uncomfortable]

Claire Washburn:
I mean we'd be talking about an immaculate conception, right?

Lindsay Boxer:
Well, I... may have had a one night stand.

Claire Washburn:
Girl, a one night stand is a big step forward for you! OK, in a way. Who's the guy?

Lindsay Boxer:
[Under her breath] Tom.

Claire Washburn:
Tom? Your ex-husband-slash-boss-who's-getting-remarried-in-a-matter-of-weeks Tom? OK, really more of a backwards step. Oh my God! And no one thought to use protection?

Lindsay Boxer:
Yes!... We thought... The condom was kinda old.

Claire Washburn:
How old was this antique condom?

Lindsay Boxer:
Oh, you know what, let's not go down that road.

Lindsay Boxer:
Latex is very durable.

Lindsay Boxer:
Please don't focus on that point. It was a one time thing.

Claire Washburn:
Oh my God.

Lindsay Boxer:
It was a mistake!

Claire Washburn:
Oh! My! God!

Lindsay Boxer:
Whatever! Will you stop saying 'oh my God'?