Wonderfalls2004

[waiting for the 2 birds to mate]

Aaron Tyler:
They're not doing anything.

Penelope:
They will. Be patient. We've created the perfect mating evironment.

Mahandra McGinty:
You don't suppose they're waiting for the five giants to stop leering at them, do you?

Jaye:
She's toying with him. Look at her. What a tease.

Eric:
Seems like she's ignoring him.

Jaye:
It's a ploy. She's making him want her more. That way he won't see it coming when she bites his head off.

Penelope:
Birds don't do that. Although in some species of praying mantis, the female eats the male headfirst during mating.

Jaye:
God! Love can be cruel.

Eric:
...and beautiful.

Jaye:
...but cruel. I mean, I'm not saying it's her fault. She can't help what she is. But look at that beak. It was made for pecking.

Penelope:
That's the male.

Jaye:
Whatever! Point is, the only thing endangered here is Humphrey's heart. God. Why doesn't he just run? Run, Humphrey, run!