X-Play2003

Morgan Webb:
[talking about the game "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker" for the Sega Genesis] It is sort of ironic that he was rescuing small children from predatory men in it.

Adam Sessler:
He's also rescuing them from ninjas!

Morgan Webb:
I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.

[slight pause, almost sheepishly]

Adam Sessler:
Bet that would give a whole new meaning to the term "blow dart".

Morgan Webb:
You're weird.

Adam Sessler:
Hah!