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Adam Sessler:
[after Naturo: Ninja Council gets a 1 out of 5] You know, I ran for ninja council in the 10th grade and lost to an exchange student from Paraguay named Esmarelda.

Morgan Webb:
Oh yes, Paraguay, the retirement destination of choice for all of your big-name former Nazis.

Adam Sessler:
I always did suspect that she had fascist ties.

Morgan Webb:
Yeah, they are good at maintaining a firm grasp on power.

Adam Sessler:
No, I mean I always suspected her neckties were fascist. They had swastikas and caricatures of Jews on them.

Morgan Webb:
Why was a 15-year-old girl wearing neckties to high school?

Adam Sessler:
I always thought it was part of her culture.