Yancy Derringer1958

Yancy Derringer:
Well, Mr. Colton, if you can still read you can see I have been appointed the administrator of New Orleans by the President of the United States.

[Colton tears up Yancy's "appointment letter"]

John Colton:
Will you stop playing the fool?

Yancy Derringer:
In fact, I've been looking for someone to work for me outside of the law, sort of an underground agent, and I have been seriously considering you for the job.

John Colton:
Get out of my chair.