Yancy Derringer1958

John Colton:
Hang it all, Yancy, what do you do with a beautiful girl like that?

Yancy Derringer:
What would I do?

John Colton:
No! What would I do?

Yancy Derringer:
Well, I would start with a light lunch, light conversation, light wine and heavy complements; finish with a gay dinner, gay champagne, gay flowers, gay music and threats of suicide if she spurns you. That way she may forget her glove.

John Colton:
What does that mean?

Yancy Derringer:
That means tomorrow you can return it and start all over again. Sooner or later, something has to give.

John Colton:
But suppose she doesn't forget her glove?

Yancy Derringer:
Ha! Steal it.