You Can't Do That on Television1979

Valarie:
[Valerie and Lance are sitting at the dining room table, Lance drinking a glass of scotch with the bottle next to him] Lance, I really think you're exaggerating. My mother doesn't hate you, dear.

Lance:
That's what you think.

Valarie:
Well Lance, if she hated you, she wouldn't have brought you that lovely bottle of scotch back from her trip to Inverness.

Lance:
Oh I admit that the bottle of scotch was very nice. I admit that, but it's what she brought Alasdair that proves she hates me!

Valarie:
[At that, Alasdar comes into the room playing a set of bagpipes badly, then grabs Lance's glass of scotch and leaves] You know, you may have a point there, dear.