You Can't Do That on Television1979

Lisa:
[Sitting on her bed, talking sympathetically to her sleeping bag] Look, there's a lot of worse things you could be, other then a sleeping bag. Like, you could be a pillow, or even a pin cushion.

Alasdair:
[Comes in the bedroom and sees her] Uh, Lisa, what are you doing?

Lisa:
Well, trying to cheer up this sleeping bag.

Alasdair:
Well, why would you want to cheer up the sleeping bag?

Lisa:
Well, because my dad says it's a down sleeping bag.

Alasdair:
A 'down' sleeping bag, Vanessa? [Starts to leave] You need help. A lot of help. [Leaves the bedroom frantically]

Christine:
[Cut to the main set] Down. Boy is that ever bad! You know whoever writes this stuff really needs a holiday.