You Can't Do That on Television1979

Christine:
Hey Lisa what are you doing?

[Lisa scribbles down on a piece of paper]

Christine:
[Reading] I'm waiting to introduce the commercials. I wondered why it was so silent in here?

[Scribbles something down on to a piece of paper]

Christine:
[Reads] If I can't introduce the commercials then we don't get paid. Okay whoever wants to hear nothing but silence from Lisa for the rest of the show push the red button. If you want to hear Lisa introduce the commercials so we can get paid the touch the green button. Press NOW!

[Lisa voice hasn't returned. Lisa scribbles something down on a piece of paper]

Christine:
[Reads] Try something else. Oh hey. Douggie come here. Whoever wants to see Douggie here get hit by green slime and hear Lisa introduce the commercials so that we can get paid press the green button. Whoever doesn't want see Douggie get hit with green slime and hear Lisa introduce the commercials so we can get paid press the red button. Press NOW!

[Lisa's voice still hasn't returned. Lisa scribbles something down on a piece of paper]

Christine:
[Reads] Try something else. Okay. Vanessa come here. Whoever wants to see Vanessa here get hit with water [Christine gets hit with a bucket of water] Press the green button on your screen right now.

[Everyone has said yes. Doug gets hit with green slime, Vanessa gets hit with water, and Lisa gets her voice back]

Lisa:
And now it's time for a commercial.