You Can't Do That on Television

     

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »


Lisa Ruddy:
Mom, what happened at General Hospital today?

Valerie Prevort:
Oh, Lisa it was terrible. Luke and Laura have been hit by the mob. And Luke had his right arm cut off! And Laura is about to loose the baby that Dr. Grenville is trying to save, except that it's really Dr. Grenville's baby, and if Luke ever finds out he'll probally try and kill him, except that the mob knows about this. So, they're trying to blackmail Laura's mother into telling them where their money that Cynthia has in the safe that Laura...

Lisa Ruddy:
[interupting] No, no, Mom. Not THAT General Hospital. The real general hospital downtown where they took Dad for an accute apendicitis. They didn't know if he would live or die. What happened?

Valerie Prevort:
I don't know. But it's not that important because today I learned that Cynthia is really Luke's first wife from out on the post and she's about to have a baby... and it may be Luke's.

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