You Can't Do That on Television

     

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »


Nasti:
Oh, Alasdair. Close... close your eyes.

Alasdair Gillis:
Why? I don't have to close my eyes.

Nasti:
CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Alasdair Gillis:
Okay, they're closed.

Nasti:
I got ya a Christmas present.

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, you did? What is it?

Nasti:
Look.

Nasti, Alasdair Gillis:
[opening his eyes; together] Water skies!

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, great. I always wanted to learn how to water ski. Oh, great.

Nasti:
Yeah.

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, well, there's one problem. Where am I gonna do it?

Nasti:
How about in the mote?

Alasdair Gillis:
Don't be silly. The mote's full of sharks.

Nasti:
Yah. Vell, you just haf to learn - QUICK. Ha ha-ha ha ha. See ya around... there.

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