You Can't Do That on Television1979

Ross Ewich:
[with a stage full of chattering kids] Order! Order! The first session of the Investment Club called to order! Come on. Hey! Could we get back in the track here, please? Now, we have to discuss which companies we are gonna invest in.

Ben Schreiner:
What about membership cards?

Eugene Contreras:
Yeah, Ross! What ABOUT membership cards?

Ross Ewich:
What?

Lisa Ruddy:
And jackets!

Ross Ewich:
JACKETS?

Christine McGlade:
I was thinking something in a blue satin.

Lisa Ruddy:
With a little yellow across?

Christine McGlade:
Yeah...!

Ross Ewich:
Hold it! Hold it! Can we get back to business here, PLEASE?

Ben Schreiner:
And donuts! Aren't you supposed to have donuts at meetings?

Eugene Contreras:
Yeah, what ABOUT the donuts? I'd like chocolate.

Ross Ewich:
Wait a minute...

Lisa Ruddy:
Oh, no, chocolate gives you zits. And honey. Honey, honey...

Christine McGlade:
Oh, yeah, and...

[All kids are talking and overlapping]

Ross Ewich:
Oogh! Now I know why Howard Hughes went nuts.