Thank God It's Friday1978

Gus:
Hey, whaddya hangin' around here for? You think some fairy godmother's gonna show up at midnight and turn me into a lawyer?

Shirley:
I'm not hanging around you, I just haven't left yet.

Gus:
Hmmm.

Shirley:
What's wrong with you anyway?

Gus:
Hey, don't make fun of my height.

Shirley:
I'm not talking about your height. I don't care that you're a shrimp. I do care that you're an insensitive shrimp.

Gus:
Well let me tell you something, lady. I bust my hump all week working. Come Friday night ain't got time to be Mr. Nice Guy.

Shirley:
Oh, well let me tell you something. I feel sorry for you because you're an unhappy person.

Gus:
What the hell I got to be happy about? I'm out with an old maid.

Shirley:
An old maid with a great right hook, you bastard! We were two lonely people, and we should have been nice to each other, but no, you work too hard! You creep!