You Can't Do That on Television1979

Mr. Schidtler:
Kevin-Kevin-Kevin?

Kevin Kubusheskie:
Uh, yes, sir?

Mr. Schidtler:
Have you been bullying Dougie?

Kevin Kubusheskie:
No, sir!

Mr. Schidtler:
Why not? Kevin, you know it's the job of the biggest kid in the class to pick on and beat up the smallest kid in the class.

Kevin Kubusheskie:
But, sir, Dougie's a killer. Have you ever been in a fight with him?

Mr. Schidtler:
Kevin, will you grow up and show some SPUNK? You've got to pluck up your courage, boy. There are responsibilities that we all have to face sometimes. We may not want to do it but we've got to do it. Now, I'm going to be out on that schoolyard later this afternoon and I wanna see you and Dougie in a real brawl! Oh, and by the way, this time break his nose.