You Can't Do That on Television

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »



Christine McGlade:
[as a princess, calling out through a barred castle widow] Oh, help me! Oh, help me! Save me! Save me from the terrible dragon!

Kevin Kubusheskie:
[calling back unseen beyond the window] Don't worry, fair princess. I'll save you from the fearful dragon.

[a dragon growls]

Kevin Kubusheskie:
Take that, you stupid dragon! And THAT! And... Uh! Oh! Wh... ugh! Wha... OHHH-AH-OHHH-AHHHH! UHHHHH-ohh...

Valerie Prevort:
[entering, dressed as a queen] Oh, no! Well, that's the third knight that dragon has devoured this week. Why do you keep luring all those poor, unfortunate, STUPID princes here all the time?

Christine McGlade:
[whining] Well, Mom, you know how testy Seymore the dragon gets when he's hungry. Anyway, he LOVES canned food.

Lance Provort:
[entering, dressed as a king] Ya know, uhh, me thinks yon princess hath a point, Queeny.

Valerie Prevort:
Don't encourage her, King Lance.

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