You Can't Do That on Television1979

Mr. Schidtler:
[addressing his class] Because I was unable to get enough seats for Friday afternoon's Shakespearean drama, I'm afraid that not all of you will be able to see the play.

[the class gives a collective disapointed "Ohh..."]

Mr. Schidtler:
However... no... what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask for two volunteers who will give up their chance to see that play.

[the entire class eagerly raises their hands]

Kevin Kubusheskie:
Oh! Oh! Sir! Sir!

Mr. Schidtler:
Oh, all right - Brodie and Kevin.

Kevin Kubusheskie:
[shaking hands with Brodie] All right. Yeah.

Mr. Schidtler:
Now, wait. Because of the generosity of these two unselfish boys, I have a reward: two tickets to see the opera with Miss Fitt's class just down the hall. Now, let this be a lesson to the rest of the class: YOU are only going to see three hours of Shakespeare BUT those two boys are going to see five hours of NON-STOP OPERA! Well done, boys!