You Can't Do That on Television

     

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »


[at the movie theater, an old lady observes Kevin with Lisa sitting next to him]

Old Woman:
Hey, go on, kiss her.

Kevin Schenk:
But I can't.

Old Woman:
Yes, you can.

Kevin Schenk:
No, no, really...

Old Woman:
No, look, she's dying for it, I can tell.

Kevin Schenk:
But I can't.

Old Woman:
Go on. Give her a big wet one. That's what movie theaters are dark for. Go on.

Kevin Schenk:
Jeez.

[Schenk reluctantly gives Lisa a kiss]

Angie Coddett:
[sitting on Kevin's other side and punching his arm] Why you two-timing little jerk!

Steve Wilson:
[sitting on Lisa's other side, getting up slowly] Uh, what do you think you're doin' with my girl, huh?

Steve Wilson:
[grabbing a fistful of Kevin's shirt] Come on! What're ya doin'?

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