You Can't Do That on Television1979

[In a nondescript alley, a shady deal goes down between an addict and his pusher]

Kevin Schenk:
You got the stuff?

Kevin Somers:
That depends.

Kevin Schenk:
On what?

Kevin Somers:
You got the money?

Kevin Schenk:
Yeah, right here.

Kevin Somers:
Hey, what's this? It's only ten bucks!

Kevin Schenk:
That's the price, isn't it?

Kevin Somers:
It's gone up, kid. It's twenty bucks this week.

Kevin Schenk:
[whining] Oh, listen, I gotta have it.

Kevin Somers:
That's tough.

Kevin Schenk:
Tomorrow. I'll get you the money tomorrow.

Kevin Somers:
Forget it.

Kevin Schenk:
Look, here's this watch I got for Christmas. Must be sixty dollars.

Kevin Somers:
What'm I gonna do with a watch?

Kevin Schenk:
It's just collateral till I get you the money tomorrow. Look, man, I GOTTA HAVE IT.

Kevin Somers:
Uh... All right, kid. I guess so - but it's only 'cause I like ya.

Kevin Schenk:
[relieved to hear it] Ah...

Kevin Somers:
[handing over a pie] Here ya go.

Kevin Schenk:
Ah, thanks, man.

[Schenk straightaway splats himself in the face with the pie and sighs with great relief]

Kevin Somers:
Oh... You sicko.