You Can't Do That on Television

     

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »


El Capitano:
Are you ready for your execution?

Kevin Somers:
[dejectedly] Yeah.

El Capitano:
Mm, good, dhen here ees your gun.

Kevin Somers:
What's this for?

El Capitano:
Well, you splat yourself in de face with pies, don't you?

Kevin Somers:
Yeah, so?

El Capitano:
Hm-mm-mm. Well, we figure anybody who is stupid enough to push a pie into his own face is dumb enough to shoot himself.

Kevin Somers:
[easily] Oh, okay.

El Capitano:
Right. Ready?

Kevin Somers:
[cocking gun] Yup!

El Capitano:
Aim!

[Somers, with some enthusiasm, puts the gun to his head]

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