You Can't Do That on Television1979

Valerie Prevort:
Alasdair, dear, wake up. Wake up, Alasdair. I just had a horrible nightmare.

Lance Prevort:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, there's a monster under our bed and I can't sleep.

Alasdair Gillis:
Am I gonna have to put you guys to bed EVERY night? Hey, when are you gonna learn to overcome these stupid, childish fears of yours?

Valerie Prevort:
Alasdair, we were wondering if we couldn't sleep with you tonight. I-i-it's awfully dark and scary up there.

Lance Prevort:
Come on.

Alasdair Gillis:
I guess so. There's not much room though.

Valerie Prevort:
Thank you, dear.

Lance Prevort:
Oh, boy.

Valerie Prevort:
If you just push over a little.

Alasdair Gillis:
Okay.

Valerie Prevort:
That's it.

Lance Prevort:
Oh, boy. There.

Alasdair Gillis:
[falling to the floor on the other side of the bed] Oh.

Lance Prevort:
[settled in] That's fine. Ah-ha. Yeah.

Alasdair Gillis:
I guess I'm gonna have to sleep under the bed with the big, huge monster.

Lance Prevort:
Yeah.

Alasdair Gillis:
Hey, move over, Hugo.

[a monstrous growl emanates from beneath the bed as Alasdair crawls under it]