You Can't Do That on Television1979

Nasti:
So, Alasdair, you told the dungeon psychiatrist vhat ya had ag'rophobia. You're scared to be out dhere in the open air.

Alasdair Gillis:
You're right. It's terrifying out there. The sky might fall on my head.

Nasti:
Yeah! Dhat's right! Dhe shky MIGHT fall on your head, oh-ho.

Alasdair Gillis:
It would. I KNOW it would.

Nasti:
Vell, you know me, Alasdair, I've got to set ya free so you can go out dhere and have the shky fall on your head... BUT... this is an Opposite Sketch, so I'm gonna be kind, and I'm gonna leave ya here chained to dhe dungeon wall.

Alasdair Gillis:
Thanks... I think.