You Can't Do That on Television1979

Angie Coddett:
If haggis is the national dish of Scotland...

Christine McGlade:
Yeah?

Angie Coddett:
...um, the sausage is the national dish of Germany, and, well, pasta's the national dish of Italy, what's the national dish of America?

Christine McGlade:
Hmm, I guess you'd have to say the hamburger.

Barth Baggs:
[coming to their booth] Dyah, there ya are - two Double-Whammy Cheese Barth Burgers. Yumm-yum-yum.

Angie Coddett:
Well, I guess in Barth's case you'd have to call these the gross national product.

Christine McGlade:
That's good. The gross national product, 'cause they're really...

Barth Baggs:
Dyah, I heard that!