You Can't Do That on Television1979

Lance Prevort:
You gotta remember this: "You can pick your friends but you can't pick your family"

Valerie Prevort:
Are you sure, dear? I thought it was "You can pick your families but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Lance Prevort:
No, no, I think it... no, "You can pick your FRIENDS but your friends can't pick YOUR nose."

Valerie Prevort:
I don't think so, dear. I know what it is: "You can pick your nose but don't STICK your nose into other people's business."

Lance Prevort:
No, that's... Oh, no, "You can pick a FRUIT but a guitar player always has his pick."

Valerie Prevort:
THAT'S it! You're right.