You Can't Do That on Television1979

Mr. Schidtler:
As you know, the student council elections are coming up. Now, during these elections, I know that you have an impulse to vote for the candidate who'll do maybe the best job, the one with the best grades, or the candidate who shows the most integrity. I say FORGET IT! Vote for your friends. Guys, vote for the girls you wanna go out with. And, girls, vote for the guys you wanna go out with. Yeah, sell your vote for a bribe. Just remember this: all elections are meaningless formalities, because all politicians are load-mouthed b*obs. Now, I hope that you will remember this always.