You Can't Do That on Television

     

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »


Mr. Schidtler:
Class! Settle down, I have an announcement to make. Now because of the rising rates of unemployment in the country and of the expected rise in the future, the school board has decided to extend the school grades up to Grade 17.

Kevin Kubusheskie:
Is that so that it will keep us kids in school longer and not in any unemployment line, sir?

Mr. Schidtler:
No, no. It's to keep us teachers in school, in jobs, and not in any unemployment line. Five extra new teachers I might add.

Kevin Kubusheskie:
But sir, with adding five extra grades just to hire five extra more teachers for this school that means I'll be... 23 before I graduate!

Mr. Schidtler:
Wrong again, Kevin. You'll be 23 before you pass THIS grade! By the way... where's last night's homework?

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