You Can't Do That on Television1979

Alasdair Gillis:
[giddy] I just wish I could've seen old Barthy's face when he found all that garbage outside his front door.

Mike Cameron:
That was so funny.

[the kids go quiet as Barth comes near]

Barth Baggs:
Dyah, hello.

Alasdair Gillis, Mike Cameron, Doug Ptolemy, Lisa Ruddy:
[altogether and sing-songy, like in a classroom] Hi, Mr. Barfy.

Barth Baggs:
You know, it appears that, uh, last night, uh, d'yah bunch of kids thought it was dyah cute little idea to dump a whole bunch o' garbage on my front doorstep. Uh, dyah, just a Halloween prank. I suppose that you wouldn't know anything about that, then?

Alasdair Gillis, Mike Cameron, Doug Ptolemy, Lisa Ruddy:
[overlapping denials] No. Not me.

Barth Baggs:
Well, no-no, it, uh, doesn't matter. I was... I just wanted to, uh, thank them. Mm.

Alasdair Gillis:
Whadda you mean?

Barth Baggs:
Well, you see, I took all that garbage and I put it in the blender and...

Barth Baggs:
[sing-songy]... whadda ya think's in the burgers?