You Can't Do That on Television1979

Snake-Eyes:
Hey, hey, you kids, I guess you thought it was purdy funny puttin' sugar in my gas tank on Halloween.

Alasdair Gillis, Christine McGlade:
[tittering] Who, us?

Snake-Eyes:
Well, revenge is sweet, ya know.

Lisa Ruddy:
[complacently] Whadda you mean?

Snake-Eyes:
I'm gonna take you to a place that's so scary you'll never pull a prank like that again.

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, I know, guys. It's probably the swamp, but don't worry, Snake-Eyes, that's not gonna scare us a bit.

Snake-Eyes:
Wrong! It's scarier than that.

Christine McGlade:
I know. I-i-it's gotta be the cemetery at night.

Alasdair Gillis:
Right.

Christine McGlade:
I mean, it might be a little frightening, but I'm sure we can handle it.

Alasdair Gillis, Lisa Ruddy:
Ha-ha-ha.

Snake-Eyes:
Wrong, candy-breath.

Lisa Ruddy:
[now concerned] Where are you taking us, Snake-Eyes?

Snake-Eyes:
To the dentist's office. He'll have a field day with you kids with ya eatin' all that candy, ha-ha-ha.