You Can't Do That on Television

     

You Can't Do That on Television1979

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You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »


Kevin Kubusheskie:
[as Barth presents hot-dogs wearing little superhero capes] What are these?

Barth Baggs:
My newest invention. I call them "Wonder Dogs."

Lisa Ruddy:
Oh, these are really cute. These are the most adorable things I've ever seen. Aren't they cute, Kevin? Oh, so cut and cuddly.

Kevin Kubusheskie:
[sarcastically] Yeah, real cute.

Lisa Ruddy:
[playing with her food] goochi-goochi-goochi-goo.

Kevin Kubusheskie:
[biting off the head of his hotdog] And tasty, too.

Lisa Ruddy:
Oh, Kevin, you sicko! Oh, you killed it! Well, I'm takin' mine home!

Lisa Ruddy:
[grabbing Kevin's dog] Poor thing!

Lisa Ruddy:
[exits] Sick-sick-sick!

Kevin Kubusheskie:
[to Barth] Can I have another one?

Barth Baggs:
[flabbergasted] She took a dead one.

[Kevin rests the weight of his head in his hand]

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