You Can't Do That on Television1979
El Capitano:
Ready! Aim! Fire!
[Gunfire and ricochet are heard]
El Capitano:
Hey, where did the bullet go?
Lisa Ruddy:
I caught it in my teeth. These braces are wonderful. I knew that one day they'd come in handy.
El Capitano:
What? There's just one thing, though - could we have the bullet back? It's the only one we have.
Lisa Ruddy:
Oh, sure.
El Capitano:
Oh. Oh, look what you did! You bit the bullet into two pieces. Now what're we going to do?
Lisa Ruddy:
Well, I guess since you can't shoot me, you'll have to let me go.
El Capitano:
[abjectly] I guess so.
Lisa Ruddy:
[chipper] Okay. See ya around.
El Capitano:
[as she exits] See ya around. Adios, heh-heh. Hey, dhat's one mouthy kid.
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