You Can't Do That on Television1979

Valerie Prevort:
GIrls, there is a perfectly good shopping plaza right across the street. I don't understand why you have to go clear across town.

Ruth Westdal:
But, Mom, you don't understand. You see, the further you go, ah, the cuter the guys are. The guys around here are real wimps.

Lance Prevort:
You're mother and I met at a corner store that was less than a block from her home. She didn't have to run all over the city to meet a man!

Valerie Prevort:
[rethinking her position] You know, girls, I think that possibly it would be a good idea if you got out and expanded your horizons a bit. Extremely much. Search far and wide.

Lance Prevort:
[to his delighted daughters] Girls, don't encourage your mother.