You Can't Do That on Television1979

Kevin Kubusheskie:
You know, Barfy runs a pretty clean place around here.

Alasdair Gillis:
Clean? You call this place clean? Why, even the rats wouldn't be caught dead in here.

Christine McGlade:
Yeah. And you know, if they did, they'd end up in the burger mix anyway.

Barth Baggs:
Dyah, I heard that!

Kevin Kubusheskie:
No, I mean it, really. Like, just yesterday I put some gum underneath the table here and now it's gone. Well done, Barthy.

Barth Baggs:
Thanks, Kevin. You know, today I, uh, ran out of mozzarella cheese, so I needed something for the top of your pizza, so I scraped all the gum from underneath all the tables. Waste not, want not.

Christine McGlade:
You know, I wondered why this cheese was pink.