You Can't Do That on Television1979

Valerie Prevort:
Now, Justin, you've got to help me, dear. I need all the practice I can get.

Justin Cammy:
Yeah-yeah.

[Justin goes inside, shutting the door]

Valerie Prevort:
[ringing the doorbell and calling sweetly] Hoo-hoo, Ravon calling!

Justin Cammy:
[coming out as a surly customer] What!

Valerie Prevort:
Oh, good afternoon, sir or madam as the case may be. I sell Ravon Cosmetics - bringing you cosmetics... bringing you the cosmetics of the world right here to your very door.

Justin Cammy:
Well, no, thanks. I don't want any.

[Justin steps back inside and moves to shut the door]

Valerie Prevort:
Um...

[Valerie uses her foot to keep the door from closing,]

Valerie Prevort:
AHHH! Oh, my foot! Oh-ho!

Justin Cammy:
[still acting as a surly customer] Now, WHY d'you do that? You could have chipped the paint!