You Can't Do That on Television1979

Christine McGlade:
Well, here we are again waiting for another one of Barth's culinary disasters.

Vanessa Lindores:
You shouldn't be so pessimistic, Moose. I mean, if you always expect the worst, that's what you're gonna get.

Christine McGlade:
[scoffing] Have YOU ever left here without losing your lunch?

Barth Baggs:
[enters] D'yah, here y'are, kids. Two very special burgers. Mm.

Christine McGlade:
Hey, Barth, this burger looks almost good enough to eat. What happened?

Barth Baggs:
[confidentially] Yeah, well, you see, I ran out of meat and I had to go across the street to get them at McDoogle's.

Christine McGlade:
Oh, great. You're right, Vanessa, it does pay to be optimistic.

Barth Baggs:
D'yah, teh-teh-teh-teh-teh. Wait a minute. Needs my final touch.

[wipes the burgers under his arms and spits on them]