You Can't Do That on Television1979

El Capitano:
Well, are you ready to be shot?

Martin Kerr:
[with a parrot on his shoulder] I guess so.

El Capitano:
Say, that's a nice bird you've got dhere.

Martin Kerr:
O-o-oh, gee, thanks. Hey, you know, I've even trained this to talk.

El Capitano:
What can he say?

Martin Kerr:
[whispering] It says "Ready. Aim. Fire."

El Capitano:
Hey, I could use a bird like dhat. It'd help me a lot in my work. I'll tell you what - you give me de bird; I'll let you go.

Martin Kerr:
[laughs] Ah, gee, thanks. Here you go.

[run off]

El Capitano:
Oh, hey, wait a minute. What do I do to make him speak?

Martin Kerr:
[from off camera] Aw, just say W-H-A-T.

El Capitano:
What?

Parrot:
Arrr! Ready! Rrrrrr. Aim! Eh! Fire!

[the squad opens fire on El Capitano]