You Can't Do That on Television1979

Mr. Schidtler:
Luke, what answer did you get for question number one? Come on.

Luke McKeehan:
Fourteen, sir.

Mr. Schidtler:
Fourteen? That's very good. Now, did you add, subtract then multiply and finally divide?

Luke McKeehan:
Well, I think so, sir. Okay, first I wrote down the original number...

Mr. Schidtler:
Mm-hm.

Luke McKeehan:
...then I went to the refrigerator, made two sandwiches, added four pickles; then I went outside for a game of baseball where I subtracted my batting average from my home run average, multiplied the whole thing by five stolen bases and divided my attention between two girls.