You Can't Do That on Television

You Can't Do That on Television1979

Genre: Comedy
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American s… more »



Christine McGlade:
Listen, you guys, it is time that we got back at Barth for all the years of slop he's been serving us. All right, it's time for Plan X.

Marjorie Silcoff, Justin Cammy, Alasdair Gillis:
Yeah! Revenge! Kill! Maim!

Barth Baggs:
[enters] A-a-achoo! Oh, sorry. Oh, h-how is the foo-food today?

Alasdair Gillis:
Oh, super.

Justin Cammy:
Scrumptious.

Marjorie Silcoff:
Best ever, Barth.

Christine McGlade:
Mmm. Mmm. My taste buds are floating.

Barth Baggs:
Wait-a-wait-a-wait just a minute here. You kids usually insult my food an' throw up.

Christine McGlade:
Oh, no, no. See, only now have we caught on to your subtle culinary style. Mwah! Delizioso!

Barth Baggs:
No, no, if you kids think this is delicious, there is something really wrong!

[Barth exits muttering]

Alasdair Gillis:
That worked great! I've never seen Barth so upset.

Christine McGlade:
Yeah.

Marjorie Silcoff:
Is the coast clear?

Alasdair Gillis:
Yeah.

Christine McGlade:
Yeah.

Justin Cammy:
Yeah.

[All the kids bend over and vomit]

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