You Can't Do That on Television1979
El Capitano:
Ready! Aim!
Luke McKeehan:
[singsongy] I bet it's true.
El Capitano:
Eh? What? What's true?
Luke McKeehan:
Oh, what all the other firing squad's been saying.
El Capitano:
And what have they been saying?
Luke McKeehan:
Well, that you guys are the worst firing squad in the whole gente. That you haven't managed to kill a kid yet.
El Capitano:
Oh, no.
Luke McKeehan:
Si.
El Capitano:
NO, no. Those are vicious, nasty rumors perpetrated by jealousy. Hey, amigos? Hey?
Amigos:
Si! Si! Si!
El Capitano:
Si! Si! Yes!
Luke McKeehan:
[singsongy] But it gets worse.
El Capitano:
Oh, really?
Luke McKeehan:
Yup. They say that you guys can't even hit a moving target.
El Capitano:
"CAN'T HIT A MOVING TARGET?"
[Capitano and the amigos laugh]
El Capitano:
That's ridiculous! I'll show you. You get out there and move around and we'll shoot you.
Luke McKeehan:
I can't walk around. I might escape. I might run away.
El Capitano:
Ah! Good! Right. I'll tell you what - I will move around, ha-ha-ha-ha.
Luke McKeehan:
Figures.
El Capitano:
Stay there. All right. Ready! Yeah. Okay, amigos? Ready! Aim! Fire!
[Capitano gets shot]
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