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Lance Prevort:
Alasdair, I've decided that, uh, you're old enough now to assume some of the manly duties around this house.

Alasdair Gillis:
Sure thing, Dad.

Lance Prevort:
Okay? All right. Now, what I did, I figured out this list - and it's fair. You see, from April to September you mow the lawn, but from October to March I'll mow the lawn; from April to September I'll shovel the snow, and from October to March you shovel the snow. Yeah.

Alasdair Gillis:
But, Dad, the way you've worked it out on this schedule, I'll be doing all the work, because it doesn't snow in the summer and the grass doesn't grow in the winter.

Lance Prevort:
Well, wait a minute now, Alasdair, I went to a lot of trouble to figure out a fair work-sharing program here, and now you want me to control the weather?