You Can't Do That on Television1979

[Nasti is hand-feeding his shackled prisoner in the dungeon]

Kevin Somers:
Mm, boy, I love hamburgers.

Nasti:
Mm-hm.

Kevin Somers:
Mm.

Nasti:
Of course, mind you, though, there is no ham in a hamburger, you know.

Kevin Somers:
I know. There's beef in a hamburger. Everybody knows that.

Nasti:
Yeah, beef in a hamburger and ham in a beefburger.

[Feeds Kevin another bite]

Nasti:
You know, maybe ve shouldn't even, uh, call this, uh, hamburger because there... there really isn't exactly beef in it.

Kevin Somers:
[stops chewing] Uh-oh...

Nasti:
No, no, just to be honest we should call it maybe a... a vurm-burber.

Kevin Somers:
A WORM!

Nasti:
Vait a minute. No-no-no-no-no, you don't undershtand. If dhere vas vurms in it, we vouldn't call it a vurmburger.

Kevin Somers:
No worms? Oh, okay then...

[Takes another bite]

Kevin Somers:
Mm!

Nasti:
A MAGGOT-burger vould have vurms in it. Dis is a WORMburger, because it's got maggots in it.