You're the Worst2014

Edgar Quintero:
Whose house is this?

Paul Jillian:
My biking buddy Conner, his wife Mimi died recently.

Edgar Quintero:
What happened?

Paul Jillian:
Recumbant bikes have many good qualities but sometimes they're hard to see from up high. The driver of the semi never knew she was there, poor thing was dragged three miles. I've never seen Conner pedal so fast. He kept motioning frantically for the truck to stop. But the driver thought he wanted him honk. She was actually alive until the semi got on the freeway.

Edgar Quintero:
Well thats the most terrible thing...

Paul Jillian:
Sad thing is Mimi didn't want to go out that day because her safety flag had been stolen outside the junior high but conner told her that they could stop at the bike store after they raced to starbucks for tea.

Edgar Quintero:
Please give my condolences to Conner...

Paul Jillian:
The really sad thing, is that Conner wanted to let Mimi win, because her impetigo had been flaring up again, that's the only reason she reached the intersection first.

Edgar Quintero:
I don't really need to hear...

Paul Jillian:
The extra sad thing? The whole time she was being dragged towards the on-ramp she was Texting Conner, her phone still accessible in it's holder on the handlebars. I saw the texts... they're quite chilling.