Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series2006

Tea:
This has been the best night of my life! I went out with a hot stud, and I kicked a guy's ass at DDR! What more could a girl ask for? By the way, why didn't you do anything when he was beating the crap out of me?

Yami:
I thought it was part of the game.

Tea:
But... He was attacking me.

Yami:
I know. It looked like fun.

Johnny Steps:
Mind if I *step in*?

Tea:
First you attack me, now you're stalking me. Do I have to file a restraining order on your ass?

Yami:
I've got a better idea. I'll challenge him to a children's card game! And if he loses, he has to leave you alone.

Johnny Steps:
And if Johnny Steps wins, T?a has to go out on a date with him... I mean me.

Yami:
Trust me, Johnny, you don't want that. She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!