10 Things I Hate About You1999

Cameron:
Wow, is this what a bar looks like? [reaches into a jar]

Michael:
Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis.

[they find Patrick drinking and smoking]

Patrick:
So what have ya got for me?

Cameron:
A little insight into a very complicated girl.

Michael:
Excuse me, uh, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?

Patrick:
[confused] What?

Michael:
Nothing. Nothing.

Cameron:
Alright, uh, first thing, Kat hates smokers. [slowly removes Patrick's cigarette]

Patrick:
So, you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.

Michael:
Yes. Well, just for now.

Cameron:
And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.

Patrick:
[looks confused and slowly rises] Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

Michael:
H-He's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.

Cameron:
Yeah. I-I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.

Michael:
[gives him two thumbs up] You're a gorgeous guy.

Cameron:
[Patrick sits back down] Alright, uh, yeah, okay, here's this, uh... Likes: Thai food, feminist pros and angry girl music of the Indie Rock persuasion. Here's a list of the CDs that she has in her room.

Patrick:
So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?

Michael:
Have you ever been to Club Skunk?

Cameron:
Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.

Patrick:
I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?

Cameron:
But she'll be there, she's got tickets.

Michael:
Hey listen, assail your ears for one night.

Cameron:
She has a pair of black underwear, if that helps.

Michael:
[laughing cooly] Couldn't hurt, right?