200 Motels1971

Rance Muhammitz:
[as a TV show host, holding a microphone] Hi Larry, its good to have you back on our panel!

Larry The Dwarf:
[holding a magic lamp] Hi Dave, its really great to be back on your panel!

Rance Muhammitz:
I'm sure the people at home would be interested to know why such a large force as you is all dressed up like Frank Zappa. Tell us Larry, whats the deal?

Larry The Dwarf:
He made me do it, Dave. He's such a creep. He's making me hold this aladdin.

Rance Muhammitz:
And why is he making you do that, Larry?

Larry The Dwarf:
He wants me to f*** the girl with the harp. [Keith Moon as the nun peers out from behind the harp grinning]

Rance Muhammitz:
He wants you to f*** the girl... with the harp?

Larry The Dwarf:
NO, no! With the magic lamp! He wants me to stuff it up her and rub it. [chuckles maniacally, host stares at him]

Rance Muhammitz:
Let us ask our studio audience: if you had just been lowered down here on TV with a wire connected to a brown leather harness, forced by crazy person to insert a mysterious imported lamp in the rep-rep-rep [has trouble pronouncing word with thick German accent] into the, into the RE-productive orifice of a lady harpist, and you were a dwarf... would you do it?

Larry The Dwarf:
YES!