21 Jump Street2012

Tom Hanson:
You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation.

Schmidt:
We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.

Domingo:
You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.

Tom Hanson:
Tough titty. I f***ed her, too.

Domingo:
What?

Tom Hanson:
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your f***in' head for, like, months on end? Glue and sh*t?

Schmidt:
Worse things in the world.

Tom Hanson:
We had to get f***in' tattoos on our d*cks, man.

Officer Doug Penhall:
Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.