22 Jump Street

22 Jump Street2014

Stars: Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 112 minutes

Although they made their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for undercover officers Jenko (Channing Tatum) and Schmidt (Jonah Hill). When Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team and… more »



Schmidt:
[while hanging from a helicopter] There's a grenade in my shorts, can you reach it? Go in from underneath!

Jenko:
Oh, sh*t! Is that it?

Schmidt:
No, that's my dick!

Jenko:
What about that?

Schmidt:
That's my dick also!

Jenko:
Why is it hard?

Schmidt:
I'm so full of adrenalin right now!

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